|Occupation||Squad Sergeant, Second-in-command, Artillery/ammunition expert|
|Weapons||Knife; Metal File; High-Pulse laser rifle|
|Actor||George Kennedy (voice)|
- "Brick Bazooka, Artillery. Ready to go full board, Sir!"
- ―Brick Bazooka[src]
Brick Bazooka is the artillery and ammunition expert of the Commando Elite. He has a very up-lifted and excited attitude about being in the Commando Elite. He will do anything he can to assist his men with the ammo they need to destroy any Gorgonites that they capture.
Brick was sent on a solo mission to assassinate Archer, the leader of the Gorgonites. Bazooka was launched via an improvised slingshot, intercepting a bicycle ridden by Alan Abernathy. He climbed his way up the side of the bike to Alan's backpack to execute his orders. During the ride, Bazooka lost his grip and fell off the bike, desperately trying to keep his balance on the bike's rotating chain belt until finally, his foot was caught in the chains, pulling him into the rotating wheel spokes, resulting in Bazooka instantly breaking apart. He landed in scattered pieces on the street pavement. Brick crawled to his "waist" piece containing his belt's radio receiver to answer an incoming message from Major Chip Hazard. He painfully reported his mission failure and requested medical help for his "injuries". The Commandos reassembled him, allowing Bazooka to return to active duty and continue the ongoing mission.
Brick and all the other Commando Elite (except Chip Hazard) fell into a pond after a chase mission went wrong, destroying them.
Chip later activated more versions of him in a final battle, but they failed when their X-1000 chips were destroyed.
- Brick Bazooka also appeared in Small Soldiers: Squad Commander.