|Weapons||Electrical horseshoe zap stick.|
|Actor||Bruce Dern (voice)|
- "Link Static, Communications. Awaiting dispatch of orders Sir."
- ―Link Static[src]
Link Static is the communications expert of the Commando Elite. During the film, he is often seen doing surveillance on Alan, watching from trees or tapping his phone line while reporting back to Chip Hazard.
Link Static's Enemy
Link is the only one of the two Commandos to never have a action figure besides one at Burger King in a meal that was to promote the film. The other one is Butch Meathook.